TATANGA-TANGA KA KASI NAHULOG KA TULOY!

I so love this post from jell, na ninenok din niya kay bob ong kaya ninenok ko sa kanya ... magulo ba? basta nakakatuwa pero totoo!

1. “Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya…”

2. “Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.”

3. “Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”

4. “Huwag na huwag kang hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

5. “Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ang sarili mo kung walang pwesto para

sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”

6. “Kung maghihintay ka lang nang lalandi sayo, walang magyayari sa buhay mo… dapat lumandi ka din.”

7. “Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.” –

8. “Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.”

9. “Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka… kaya quits lang.”

10. “Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman mgmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.”

11. “Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang Friendly, sweet, flirt, alandi, pa-fall o paasa.”

12. “Huwag magmadali sa lalaki o babae. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang sa maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totoong mas maganda ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka.”

13. “Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa ring maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.”

14. “Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw ang yung bida sa script na pinili nya.”

15. “Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap muli ang taong tinalikuran mo.”

16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa sa isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala.”

17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan.”

18. “Kung nagmahal ka ng taong hindi dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lang yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organ mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay. Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!.”

19. “Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal… nakakatakot mahulog… at pag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka…” -

TOINK! Funny pero me point! ;) ;) ;)

So sino si Bob Ong? http://www.visprint.net/publications/bob/

I put a spell on you

I know it's a bit late for Halloween, but I feel witchy (invented my own word again hahaha) today. I love this song from the movie Hocus Pocus. It shows the vocal prowess of one of my favorite singer Bette Middler. Enjoy the song! Ciao.


I put a spell on you
and now you're mine.
You can't stop the things I do.
I ain't lyyyyyin'.
It's been 300 years
right down to the day,
now the witch is back
and there's hell to pay.
I put a spell on you
and now you're miiiiiine!

"Hello, Salem! My name's Winifred, what's yours?"

I put a spell on you
and now you're gone.
My whammy fell in you
and it was strong.
Your wretched little lives
have all been cursed,
'cause of all the witches working
I'm the worst!
I put a spell on you
and now you're mine!

If you don't believe,
you'd better get superstitious.
Ask my sisters!
"Ooh, she's vicious!"
I put a spell on you,
a wicked spell,
I put a spell on you.
Sisters!

Ah-say-into-pie,
Oppa-mabey-uppen-die.
In-kama-koray-ah-ma.
Hey, hi, say, bye-bye-i-i-i-i-i-i!
Bye bye!!!

kawawang bakla?

I've read this article in manila gay guy. It was an article written by John Lapuz. It made me laugh but it is so true. hahaha

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Si Carol Dauden, na isang magaling aktres, at si Aiza Seguera, na mahusay na mang-aawit, ay umamin na—sila ay mga tomboy. Mukha naman silang masaya sa kanilang pag-amin. Mas naging malaya sila. Natanggap naman sila ng mga pamilya nila at mga kaibigan. Pero bakit ang mga bakla sa showbiz, isang damukal ang ayaw umamin. Yung iba, tumanda na, at yung iba naman, namatay na pero hindi umamin. Namatay nang nagtatago. Namatay nang hindi malaya. Kawawang bakla.

Sabi ng mga kaibigan kong tomboy, minsan daw, nakaka-get sila ng babaeng makaka-s*x nang hindi nila binabayaran. Para ding mga straight guys na minsan talk show lang at isang bote ng beer, confirmed na! Yung mga baklang mukhang babae at maganda, siguro nakaka-get ng libre, pero prangkahan na, yung iba hindi. Kahit mayaman ang bakla or sikat at powerful, pay pa din. Yung iba, hindi cash. Minsan, career or trabaho. Minsan, damit or rubber shoes. Basta, may kapalit pa rin. May mga kaibigan akong nagmamaganda. Mahal daw sila ng kanilang mga straight boyfriends. I asked them, “Try niyo nga huwag bigyan ‘yan ng allowance or work, tignan ko lang kung boyfriend mo pa ‘yan.” Ayaw naman nila i-try. Kawawang bakla.

Ang dami kong kilalang tomboy na ang girlfriend babaeng totoo ‘tapos tumagal ang relasyon. Sa mga bakla, ang tumatagal lang yung bakla sa baklang relasyon. Kawawang bakla.

Lima na ang kakilala kong baklang pinatay. Yung dalawa, ka-close ko pa. Nagkaroon tuloy ng chismis na baka may gay serial killer. Pero tomboy, walang masyadong pinapatay. Naisip ko, itong mga gay killers, they know na kaya nilang patayin ang mga kawawang bakla na biktima nila. Honestly, minsan naisip ko, kung meron kayang bakla na serial killer naman ng mga lalaki? Bongga, di ba? Pero mga salbahe lang ang pinapatay niya. Kaya lang ‘pag nahuli, kawawang bakla.

Parang boring ang kumalat na picture ng Mocha girls na naghahalikan. Pero kung member ng all-male group ang may kumalat na picture na naglalaplapan, kahit biruan lang din tulad ng sa Mocha, I’m sure-manicure-pedicure-kulot, hanggang next year ay headline ‘yon. Pagchi-chismisan sa beauty parlor, palengke, school, opisina, prisinto, at sa batis habang naglalaba. Kasi recently ko lang nalaman, na ‘pag dalawang babae pala ang naghalikan, natuturn-on ang mga lalaki. Pero ‘pag dalawang lalaki ang naghalikan, hindi naman natuturn-on ang mga babae, worst, nandidiri sila. Biased, di ba? Kawawang bakla.

Pag ang mga lalaki nambabae, sasabihin “macho.” Pero pag namakla, “kadiri.” Kawawang bakla.

Pag ang bakla mukhang babae, maganda. Pero ang babae pag mukang bakla, pangit. Hahaha. Kawawang bakla.

Eto, talagang totoo. Pag ang baklang pa-girl malaki ang nota, alaskado siya sa mga kaibigan niyang bakla. Ang tomboy na pamin pag matambok ang pechay, kaiinggitan ng mga kaibigan niyang tomboy. Suwerteng tomboy, kawawang bakla.

Ang dami kong kaibigang Filipino-Chinese na tomboy at accepted ng family nila. Ang dami kong kaibigang Filipino-Chinese na tagong bakla. Yung iba umamin na lang noong patay na ang tatay nila. Kawawang bakla.

Pag may dumaan na bakla, sumisigaw ang mga batang kalye ng, “Bakla! Bakla!” Pero parang hindi pa ako nakarinig na sumigaw sila ng, “Tomboy! Tomboy!” Kawawang bakla.

Ang mga baklang nakadamit-babae, posibleng mabastos pag pumasok sa C.R. ng boys. Pag ang tomboy pumasok sa C.R. ng girls, okay lang na nakadamit-lalaki. Hindi kaya dahil lalaki lang ang nambabastos? Kawawang bakla.

Nabanggit ko na ito dati. Ang dami kong nakikitang tomboy na may ka-holding hands na babae. May nakita na ba kayong baklang hinolding hands ng boyfriend niya? In public, ha. Kawawang bakla.

Yung isang kaibigan kong tomboy, tuwang-tuwa daw ang tatay niyang sundalo nang malamang tomboy siya. Yung kaibigan kong bakla, binugbog ng tatay na sundalo nang malamang bakla. Kaloka. Kawawang bakla.

Pag ang anak na lalaki or babae masama ang ugali, ang tawag “black sheep.” Pag bakla ang anak na masama ang ugali, ang tawag “salot.” May kaibigan nga ako na mabait naman, salot pa din ang turing ng pamilya. Maryosep, kawawang bakla.

Kadalasan ang lalaki, kapag nakikipag-break sa girlfriend nila, kasi may ibang babae. Kapag ang lalaki, nakikipag-break sa bakla, kasi may ibang bakla or babae. Heto ang kakaiba, may kaibigan akong bakla, iniwan siya ng jowa niya kasi nag-born again. Ang say ni bakla, “Anong palagay niya sa akin, demonyo?” Kawawang bakla.

Ang batang lalaki ‘pag kumikendeng, sasabihin “bakla paglaki.” ‘Pag ang batang babae, macho kumilos, sasabihin ay “boyish” lang. Kawawang baklita.

Ang mga babae tuwang-tuwa ‘pag pumupunta sa gay bar. Ang mga bakla, kawawa sa pandidiri ‘pag pumunta sa girlie bar. Sure ako diyan. Sinama ako dati ng mga kaibigan kong lalaki, awang-awa ako sa sarili ko. Huhuhu.

Nakakatawa pero nakakasad yung joke na ito (buti na lang joke):

PARI: Ang mga bakla ay hindi makakapasok sa langit.

BAKLA: Ok lang ‘yon Father. Doon na lang kami sa Rainbow, magslide-slide.

Which made me think. Ang mga bakla lang ang makakaisip ng ganoon. Hindi na papasukin sa langit pero nakuha pang mag-taray at lumigaya sa pag-slide sa rainbow.

Dito sa Pilipinas, sa Quezon City na lang, tabi-tabi ang gay bar. Lesbian bar, may nakita ka na?

Alam niyo ba na may mga spa at massage parlor na para lang sa mga bakla? Bongga!

Walang baklang istambay. As in pang lalaki lang ang word na ‘yan. Yun nga lang, may baklang pusher at bugaw pero may trabaho pa din. Bihira ang baklang holdaper. Yung kumukuha na lang ng hindi kanila. May na-meet na akong baklang snatcher at akyat-bahay, at least, nag-effort muna sa pagtakbo at pag-akyat. Hahaha.

Ang word na “pink peso” ay dedicated daw sa pera na kinikita at ginagastos ng mga bakla.
Madami daw bakla sa call center na pinapayagang mag-boses babae kasi boses babae talaga. I doubt kung madaming tomboy ang boses lalaki. Aminin.

May kaibigan akong tomboy na nag-commit ng suicide after iwan ng girlfriend. Ang mga bakla ‘pag iniwan ng jowa, mababaliw lang—iiyak…mag-e-emote…magkukulong sa kwarto…magluluto…magpapa-parlor…’tapos may jowa na ulit. Taray! I should know.

Mas madaming bakla ang nanalo sa mga make-up at hair style competition. Oo naman.
Ang mga bakla, may taste. Pag sinabi naming pangit, pangit talaga ‘yon. Pero pag sinabi naming maganda, ay maganda talaga ‘yon. May kaibigan akong lalaki. May pina-date sa akin na barkada daw niyang guwapo. Sa barkada nila, ‘yon daw ang pinaka-guwapo. Nang makita ko, ang naisip ko lang, “Diyos ko po! Ano pa itsura ng pangit sa barkada nila?” May barkada naman akong babae. Pinakilala sa akin yung manliligaw niya. Super guwapo daw. Pucha, pagkakita ko, napa-C.R. ako.

Ang mga bakla, masaya kasama. Maingay, nakakatawa at hindi boring.

Come to think of it. Hindi rin pala kami masyadong kawawa. Mga bakla, tara na sa Rainbow at mag-slide-slide in this particular order:

RED- Mga baklang pa-girl, operada at mukhang babae. Go, mga sisters!

ORANGE- Mga batang bakla. Slide na, mga anak!

GREEN- Mga paminta, mukhang lalaki, members ng guys4men.com. Slide na, mga pare!

YELLOW- Mga baklang may asawa at anak. You deserved to be happy. Slide na!

VIOLET- Mga baklang bisexual, dito kayo kasi alanganing red, alanganing blue. Go!

INDIGO- Mga baklang Diva at Mama. Halina mga sisters. Mama Ricky, kapit lang po mabuti. Sunod na po ako in a while.

BLUE- Mga baklang tago at ayaw umamin, dito kayo. Kahit hindi kayo umaamin, may karapatan din kayong mag-slide sa rainbow natin. Ingat lang sa pagtili at baka mabuking. Diyan kayo sa dulo para hindi mahalata ng bayan na nakikipaglaro kayo sa amin. Don’t worry, we understand. Alam ko, kawawa din kayo. Sssshhhh….

My Love Will Show You Everything

Saturday Night, My Internet was disconnected after having dinner. I browsed thru the dvd's that we have. I had 3 selection, Fift Element, Ice Princess or If Only. I don't know what the movie "If Only" is but i thought i was a collection of movies that is all about love... But it wasn't. It's a single movie dvd, the movie stars Jennifer Love Hewitt. I never thought that I would be emotional all thru out the movie.

It's about love found, love lost, love found and love lost again. The movie was really playing with my emotions. I dunno if you guys have watched the movie but I think it was way back 2004 when it was shown.

It's a must see movie, i guess for those who just like me lost trust with love. And a lot of people has wrote about this movie in their blogs.

There's this one song that struck me the most. MY LOVE WILL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING, Jennifer sang this song to his boyfriend at the opera house + she composed it too for the both of them. I wonder when will I be able to fall and sing this song to that special someone. harharhar.

haggard, ugly and fat

My white flag is up, I was beaten by stress. The past few weeks has been a roller coster ride. My friends from abroad arrived all at the same week and I have to spend time with them. Moreover, I have a presentation and a program to prepare for Bagiuo. We arrived in bagiuo last thursday at 11 in the evening. My colleages wanted to have a drink so we did, we finished drinking around 5 in the morning and I was the one who drove the car back to the hotel because everyone was so wasted. I have to wake up around 7 AM because I have to download a presentation, I rushed at the coffee shop at the lobby and downloaded the file and went to the organizing committee to have it printed and duplicate 200 copies. I had a quick nap ... 30 mins to be exact and woke up again because our Swiss Boss was arriving at 11 in the morning. After that, we had lunch, briefing and went to the presentation. The program ended 8 in the evening. We had dinner and they wanted to drink again. I said I will just get something in the hotel room and they should go to the bar. I didn't go ... hahaha I was so tired. I woke up 5 am saturday and my roomate was all wasted. He smell like alcohol and was doing the suplex to wake me up. I didn't mind him and continued with my sleep. Then 7 in the morning one of my roomate was already awake he said he was going to good shepperd. I just washed my face and we got a cab. We got back around 10 am, everyone was awake. We had breakfast and check out of the hotel. We went around bagiuo to "enjoy" and shop for pasalubongs. We finished by 4 in the afternoon and went back to Manila. We arrived around 11 in the evening and I was scheduled to go to Malate to meet up with friends. I ask my Brother to bring me clothes and I just change in the Car. Took a Cab and went to malate and partied till 4 in the morning. I feel that my body is gonna collapse. I went home and slept from 3 to 8 in the evening. Then i got a text, invitation for a videoke ... I left for manila around 12 in the evening, sang till 3 and went home. I slept again the whole day. I looked in the mirror and I have pimples ... many ... major break out! grrrr. I felt ugly.

I transferred the photos I took in bagiuo, quick photos just to prove that I was really in bagiuo. I hated it. All this stress was reflecting in my face. What's more is that I was gaining weight. I was so stress that I was eating. I have to take control. Battle stress and be gorgeous. I am re-energizing for the next battle.

aaminin ko

kamusta ka na?
Sana ikaw ay laging masaya
Kasamang mga kaibigan mo
Pakinggan mo ang sasabihin ko

Aaminin ko
Sa lahat ng taong nandito
Aaminin ko
Ikaw pa rin ang hinahanap ko

Tanda mo pa ba
Mga panahong tayo ay laging magkasama
Puno ng ligaya
Di ko naisip na bigla na lang nawala

Aaminin ko
Sa lahat ng taong nandito
Aaminin ko
Ikaw pa rin ang hinahanap ko

Aaminin ko
Sa lahat ng taong nandito
Aaminin ko
Ikaw pa rin ang hinahanap ko

Aaminin ko
Sa lahat ng taong nandito
Aaminin ko
Ikaw pa rin ang hinahanap ko

Aaminin ko
Sa lahat ng taong nandito
Aaminin ko
Ikaw pa rin ang hinahanap ko

Aaminin ko
Sa lahat ng taong nandito
Aaminin ko
Ikaw pa rin ang hinahanap ko

Ako'y biktima ng galit
Ako'y biktima ng pag-ibig
Biktima na lang ba lagi sa mundong ito?

Locked And Loaded

After 2 of my closest chatmates has left for japan I was stuck in a rut. I don't know what to do next with my life. One day when I looked at the mirror I saw myself looking old and dry. As in really dry. With the driving from manila to angeles my skin got burned slowly. I looked dirty (yes dirty as in filthy).

It was just in time, My plans to disappear is now in full action. It has been 5 days since I have lost communication with my closest friends. My friendster, YM and downelink account is blocked. I ask a friend of mine to change the password until further notice. I'm not yet sure when I will comeback. I needed inner healing ... and I realized that it was not just the inner thing that I should fix. I should also focus on my physical aspect.

Weight Management
Our fridge is now packed with healthy things. Fruits and veggies. Right now I'm back to my Atkins slash South beach slash crash diet. Mid of February I'm planning to go on the "Master Cleanse Diet". Master Cleanse Diet is the cleansing of your digestive system. You will do it in 10 days. You only have lemonade to keep you alive. I know it's drastic but I needed drastic change. For now, I'm minimizing my food intake so that when I do the Master Cleanse Diet I will be ready.

I went back to gym, using what is left of the membership. I have canceled my membership. I was getting bored but I will be dedicated and focus with my last month membership. The good news is that I have an equipment at home to do my weight training. I have a copy of turbo jam, bump and burn and hip hop abs. That would be my alternative for not going to the gym.

I'm at 201 lbs. Only 1 more lb and I would be able to break the 200 line. It's really though believe me. Sleepless nights.

Skin Care Management
Before I never cared about my skin. I don't care if my skin is dark or if I have pimples. But as you grow older this things matter. My arms and face is not the same color as my body and lower extremities. I have darker skin on the arms and the face.

I've heard several things about this wonder drug, GLUTHATIONE. I haven't tried it yet so this would be the first for me. I rushed by to the nearest drugstore and bought a bottle of it. We'll see if there would be any improvements.

With me taking gluthatione, I was advice to minimize my exposure to the sunlight but if it is unavoidable, I should wear a sunscreen or a sunblock. So I bought a sunblock too. The recommended SPF (Sun Protection Factor) was 50. The highest SPF that I saw was 35. I realized that with sunblock the higher the SPF the more expensive it becomes.

Also, when taking in Gluthatione the other skin layer should also be removed using exfoliants such as tretinoin or diamond peel. The diamond peel, I cannot afford now. So I settled for the Kojic acid soap. I think this would help remove the dead skin cells from your skin. Thus exposing the fairer complexion that was the result of the Gluthatione intake.

I've notice that there are lines now appearing at the side of my eyes. Maybe it's with the chain smoking. I purchased Pond's age miracle cream. It promises lesser visible lines, finer pores and more supple skin in just 7 DAYS! hahaha I feel like a commercial model. Anyway, with regards to smoking I was trying to quit, remember my blog ... the withdrawal thingy ... I'm trying to quit but it's really hard. Any suggestions?

I guess that's about it! I'm locked and loaded. Before I end this blog, I would like to quote Hilda (Ugly Betty's sister) - "Gorgeous doesn't just happen".

Bridge

Twice it had happened to me. I would have a friend. The person will be very close. Not knowing that you are falling for that person slowly. You tried to kill the emotion because you know it's not right. Let's call this friend Person 1. Then you have another friend, Person 2. You introduce them and slowly they become close. Then you realize that you are falling for Person 1. Then Person 2 tells you that he/she is falling for person 1. You tried to hide it. Then the inevitable happens. You become the bridge of Person 1 and Person 2. You did, you tried to arrange things for the both of them. But deep inside you are hurting. As a good friend, we don't show our emotions. But as their "getting to know" stage becomes deeper and deeper. You feel that you can't handle it anymore. Pandora's box breaks open and you tell Person 1. He/She then ignores all your rantings and showing that person how much they mean to you.

Then suddenly, out of the blue. Person 1 and 2 hooks up and you are the first person to know. You tried to move away. You tried to forget the emotions. But still you care for person 1 and also for person 2 because both of them are close to you. You wanted to make amense with them but you know you will still get hurt.

Then suddenly you found out that they broke up. And that they both needed comforting. They have no one to go but you. Then both of them reach out. You wanted to get away but you just can't. You tried to be a good friend but you know deep inside that you are not yet healed.

Will you be a good friend to the both of them? Will you try to fix things? You know that they both still love each other. Then all the pains comes back. In the end, you are the one who is affected, you are the one who's left alone.

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DREAMING OF YOU

Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I'd stay up and think of you
And I'd wish on a star
That somewhere you are thinking of me too

Cuz I'm dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow, I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Then here in my room,
Dreaming about you and me

Wonder if you even see me
And I wonder if you know I'm there
If you looked in my eyes
Would you see what's inside?
Would you even care?

I just wanna hold you close
But so far, all I have are dreams of you
So, I wait for the day and the courage to say
How much I love you(Yes, I do)

I'll be dreaming of you tonight
Till tomorrow, I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Then here in my room,
Dreaming about you and me

Ahhh...I can't stop dreaming of you
Ahhh...I can't stop dreamin

Late at night when all the world is sleeping
I'd stay up and think of you
And I still can't believe that you came up to me
And said, "I love you; I love you too"

Now I'm dreaming with you tonight
Till tomorrow, and for all of my life
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Then here in my room,
Dreaming with you endlessly...

What Lies Ahead (2008)

The year ended for me badly. I needed a jump start, a beacon of hope or whatever. I usually check on my horoscope so that I would have a guide on what to avoid. For none believers, to each his own, besides we control our life, I just needed to peek on the future. hehehe I got this from astrology.com. Just check it out if you want to glimpse of 2008

Chinese Horoscope ( Sheep )

Sheep Ratings

42% (5 favorable and 7 unfavorable months)

After what was probably a very favorable, Pig, year this year might seem like a disaster. It is important, however, for you to understand that you are still looking at five, favorable months. There will thus be plenty of opportunities if you do not get down and let negative emotions get the best of you. Your natural inclination is most likely to follow your heart, but you will do much better this year if you can let your head dictate your actions.

Sheep Career

Your management may be pressuring you this year to work even more. You can find spots for advancement and make progress on your work if you stay diligent with the tasks at hand. The biggest drawback to your year is the pressure on you, and your inclination to say yes and take on more work than you can handle. Be rational about your workload and don't be scared to say no if the load is too much to bear.

Sheep Relationships

For the single Sheep, the Year of the Earth Rat could lead to the blossoming of true love. You may find that temptation to date more than one person falls on you in more than one instance. However, existing relationships could be problematic. Be careful not to be overly trusting or you'll wind up hurt later. At the same time, be wary of rumors and gossip, as they will lead to unnecessary arguments.

Sheep Health

Work could be the drain on you, and the more you are inclined to overwork yourself, the more likely you will be to experience increased stress levels and exposure to illness. While this advice is always good, it is even more so this year under the influence of the Earth element. Do your best to not get down on yourself when things don't go your way. Overall, the year should be one of good health if you take the typical steps towards proper maintenance.

Sheep Wealth

Your finances should be looking up this year. Earth years are good years for saving and planning which bodes well for those that keep a conservative mindset. You may be due for a surprise during one of your down months that could turn out to be unpleasant. Make sure you've tucked away enough to cover the costs associated with an unexpected accident or maintenance.

CANCER HOROSCOPE

OVERVIEW: Cozy Cancer will have a great year focusing on the home front. So much of your energy will be giving more to your personal relationships and partnerships. Security and home is such an important part of your makeup and will take center stage in your priorities. Being emotionally sensitive to good relationships that are nourishing and loving will help add harmony in all aspects of your life. The changes you experience in your life will be deeply felt and lasting.

Positive things come from the deep level of attention you give to these transformational opportunities. You will reap great rewards as you learn to expand your communication skills and be true to your inner self and your own personal needs. You are learning new ways of maintaining harmony in your individuality at work and around friends and family. It is important for you to maintain a positive self-image the way you define who you are and how you feel about life as you bring your energy out into the world.

You desire recognition and the more you focus on keeping up a good attitude about your career and life in general, people that you thought overlooked your good efforts will be your greatest and most supportive allies. New opportunities to venture out on your own in business will open up for you, yet if you decide to stay where you are, you will be reaping financial rewards as well. Keep your optimism strong no matter if you decide to move on or stay where you are. Between juggling your own needs and maintaining balance in your relationships, summer will be a wonderful time to get away and take time out for yourself to enjoy relaxing by the sea, swimming and enjoying life.

CAREER: Your career gets off to a good start early in the year and you will feel as if you are in a good place to help others. You can do almost any type of job with your attention to detail, ability to concentrate and communication skills. You have an inherent love for health and the perfection of the physical body, and may feel called to work on innovative healthcare. You work very well with people and would also make a good arbitrator or lawyer, championing fairness in relationships. You may need to slow down.

Become more aware of how you can more carefully communicate your needs and aspirations. You need your best side to come through loud and clear. With your sharp abilities to focus on your work and the strong mental connection you have to clearly express yourself in a very practical and matter-of-fact way, you can accomplish a lot without expending more energy than needed. Your dreams are idealistic and you are excited about your personal success and positive service to others. You have a tendency toward fastidiousness and perfectionism which helps make you a good detail artist. You have a talent for design wherein beauty and functionality are combined.

Your strong heart connection and passion for excellence may be feeling a little cramped by someone in authority that might want you to take a different direction. New exciting opportunities to venture out on your own may arise. You may feel somewhat restricted in the expression of your passionate nature. Develop more faith in your abilities and have a more positive attitude toward your own innate wisdom and abilities for optimum success this year.

LOVE: By putting so much energy into your individual growth, it won't be surprising if you attract a wonderful new love into your life that reflects all your inner work. Take advantage of the opportunities for adventure that await you as you establish a harmonious relationship this year. You and your true love can nestle away in bliss and have the open communication that is the basis for a solid foundation in your future. Creating balance despite a demanding lifestyle will help you to attract the person you desire.

Having a romantic love in your life will open up your whole existence to feeling wonderful in all areas of your life. You magnify the good feelings you already have, and your partner can match your moods in an uplifting way. The more time you invest in creating happiness within your own heart and mind, the more your whole existence will feel wonderful. You have long awaited a commitment and your passion is hard to hide. Relationship security is very important, so going with the flow and appreciating what you have are will help you gain that which you want.

Stimulating moments can bring struggle and blessings at the same time. Spend time to reflect and meditate if insecurity or feelings of uneasiness strike. Consider practical solutions to move this relationship to the next level. What you do to draw on your inner strength will affect how you manifest expression in all areas of your life. The end of the year will be more fluid, bringing the rewards you are looking for.

New Years Evilution (2008)

I wanted to change for the New Year and this time I am serious. If it sounds evil sorry that would be the new JEX.

1. I will no longer be nice to people that I don't know.

2. Those who have hurt me will pay big time.

3. I will become gorgeous but no one will ever break into my heart.

4. I will treat bitchy people like trash.

5. I will no longer avoid confrontations.

6. I will pay all my debts and they will have debts to me.

7. I will push people (those who hurt me) down to the ground until they hit not rock bottom but hell.

8. I will think of bad thoughts against people.

9. I will not care about people's judgement.

10. They will bow down to me!

11. I will travel the philippines and the world wreaking havoc! those who stands in my way will die!

12. I will be tackless.

13. I will drink and smoke a lot!

14. I will hate nice people.

15. I will splurge.

I can't think of anything else. If you think that's too much! FUCK OFF BITCHES!!!